Netagiri Vidyalaya

— The celebrated American satirist, Ambrose Bierce, had disagreed with the venerable English lexicographer, Dr. Samuel Johnson, when the latter had commented that politics was the last refuge of the scoundrel. Bierce had instead asserted with full confidence that it was not the last but the first! Such nitpicking details are, of course, of little significance. What matters is that in juxtaposing politics with skulduggery, the two gentlemen had hit the nail right on the head, given the perception of the aam admi regarding politicians, in particular the desi variety. Whether it be through their antics in the Parliament or State Assemblies, or unsavoury episodes such as purchasing votes with money, Indian politicians in recent years have built for themselves a decidedly unclean image. Certainly there are honest politicians, but those of the dishonest variety are so numerous that they have tarred the entire profession with the same brush. The problem lies in the fact that no specific qualification is needed to become a politician. All other professions demand education and training. A scientist, for instance, has to undergo years of schooling to be deemed to be one. In contrast, all that is needed to become a neta is the gift of the gab as well as a mind crafty enough to be able to chart through the murky political waters.

Thus the news that an institute does exist in the country to educate politicians comes as a breath of fresh air. Started in 2001, this school called Netagiri Vidyalaya had been opened by a former Congressman, who believes “political thinking should be inculcated deep into human mind to curb corruption.” Based upon idealistic intentions, the aim of the school is to groom future politicians by imparting to them lessons on ethics, moral values, government-sponsored welfare schemes, election manifestos etc. The news item neither mentions whether the Netagiri Vidyalaya is a recognised institution affiliated to some Board or the other, nor whether pass certificates are bestowed upon pupils after they had sat through the entire course! Yet there can be little doubt that it has worthy objectives and needs to be encouraged. Unfortunately, it appears to be the sole institution in a vast nation, and thus a proverbial drop in the ocean. But surely the Human Resources Ministry can emulate its example and set up similar institutions all across the country! Academic brains can be picked to frame a syllabus that would be ideally suited to train up future netas, particular attention being paid to those with criminal backgrounds. Perhaps these schools can be affiliated to other “institutions of excellence” and certificates awarded. Naturally, scholarships to “needy students” should also be included in the facilities offered. Cynics might refer to such institutes as Schools for Scoundrels, but Kendriya Netagiri Vidyalaya might be a better option! ASSAM TRIBUNE